Another Fine Mess
Feb. 7th, 2014 03:42 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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*sneaks up to the crack in the concrete and peers inside*
*sees a large basement storage-like room, with fluorescent lighting and several scary-looking devices within*
*an upright rack stands in pride of place, complete with ratchet wheel on the side, and a very familiar figure stretched out in its frame*
*a less familiar figure smoothly orbits the torture device and its victim...a man whose posture and expression clearly state that for him, this sort of scenario is both business and pleasure*
*sees a large basement storage-like room, with fluorescent lighting and several scary-looking devices within*
*an upright rack stands in pride of place, complete with ratchet wheel on the side, and a very familiar figure stretched out in its frame*
*a less familiar figure smoothly orbits the torture device and its victim...a man whose posture and expression clearly state that for him, this sort of scenario is both business and pleasure*
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Date: 2014-02-10 10:25 pm (UTC)Pull the other one, mate.
*puts head back on one arm, letting the other hang limply on the floor..then yelps at a sudden pinch*
Ow! What the...? That hurt!
*looks more closely at you...then extends a cautious finger to gently prod you in the midriff, confirming your physical reality*
Okay...I suppose I've seen weirder things here.
*clears throat*
I'm listening.