http://i-k-blue.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] i-k-blue.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] small_things2016-10-12 09:39 pm

What?

Oh, good heavens, now what's going on?!

[identity profile] bilbo-baggins.livejournal.com 2016-10-13 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*still very confused, but is glad you seem happy*

Well then. Glad that suits.

*admires cravat*

Oh, that's lovely! Perfectly beautiful. Yes, that's a vast improvement.

*starts to put cravat back on...but then remembers we're a long way from the last good bath, and hopes one's personal musk does not offend recently-embodied colours*

Er...normally this particular textile is worn round the neck. Or would you prefer to ride along in my waistcoat pocket?
Edited 2016-10-13 17:16 (UTC)

[identity profile] bilbo-baggins.livejournal.com 2016-10-14 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
*fixes cravat loosely so you can see*

There we are.

Well, as soon as we get the dragons loaded up (indicates [livejournal.com profile] smauglock and [livejournal.com profile] temeraire1805), we're off for Mount Axis. The Oracle there helped us find our friends (http://small-things.livejournal.com/7095.html), and after we each make a second sacrifice in return for her help (http://small-things.livejournal.com/6774.html?thread=164470#t164470), she'll show us all how to get home again. Who knows, she might even be able to help you get back to your rainbow.

I suppose it might help to know some of our company. Over there is [livejournal.com profile] capt_crieff, he's a captain and he flies something called air-o-plains. [livejournal.com profile] sybil_t_psychic is a wizard and can do magic. I see you've already met [livejournal.com profile] thepunygod...he's really a nice enough fellow, but it's best to stay on his good side.

[livejournal.com profile] ollie_omen is something called a synth. Apparently he can be pulled apart (http://small-things.livejournal.com/10264.html) and put back together again (http://small-things.livejournal.com/10847.html?thread=369247#t369247) and come up none the worse for it, which is an enviable state of affairs, if you ask me, especially on an adventure like this. [livejournal.com profile] just_vanessa just joined us recently and is looking for her partner Richard.

And over there on the bison skins are [livejournal.com profile] jwatson71 and [livejournal.com profile] archie_keyes. Doctor Watson's been the only thing keeping most of the prisoners in this place in one piece - oh, yes, we just did a tremendous prison break the day before yesterday (http://small-things.livejournal.com/11215.html) - but he ran afoul of the fellow running the jail (http://small-things.livejournal.com/10681.html?thread=351673#t351673) and almost had his goose cooked for his troubles (http://small-things.livejournal.com/10847.html?thread=374879#t374879).

And Archie...well, we're beginning to think he might have something to do with why we're all here (http://small-things.livejournal.com/10681.html). Though I don't suppose it was really his own idea.

So, there we are. If you feel like you're quite up for some adventure, you've certainly come to the right place.
Edited 2016-10-14 00:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] bilbo-baggins.livejournal.com 2016-10-14 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit!

*sees [livejournal.com profile] missmollyhooper approaching (http://small-things.livejournal.com/13667.html?thread=533091#t533091)*

Oh hello, I quite forgot about Molly! You'll like her, she's quite the krrruughhhkh -

*nearly strangles as you spot the giant goth spider woman (http://small-things.livejournal.com/13667.html?thread=532323#t532323)*