She'll Be Coming 'Round The Canyon When She Comes...

[madam-zarenyia.livejournal.com]

*scrambles up a sheer face of desert scree and spots everyone preparing to depart*

Aha! Hello? Hellooo?

*above the waist, is a cheery redhead dressed in a fetching goth / steampunk sort of outfit, complete with frilly black parasol*

*below the waist, is a GINORMOUS FECKOFF BLACK WIDOW SPIDER*

*waves to attract attention, with free arm and both forward pincers*

...Um...excuse me? Hello! ...Yoo-hoo?